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1 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jun 19, 2013 7:40:56pm

Okay……….

2 nines09  Wed, Jun 19, 2013 7:44:55pm

Maybe Cliff could carry it nationwide in his mouth and be EX Rep. Allen Wests (R-FL) (Idiot-FL) Toad (R) USA, very special, very own Johnny Spittle Seed? Jerk off drank too much ginger ale.

3 majii  Wed, Jun 19, 2013 7:48:13pm

There’s no way in hell I’d want Allen West to be my dad. I had a wonderful black dad who was head and shoulders above Allen West. My dad stood up for those who couldn’t stand up for themselves, put his Christianity into practice, never forgot where he came from, and was accepting of all persons. West is none of these. West is too selfish and too divisive and is a First Class Ass kisser for those whom he thinks can do something for him. Ratzenberger should be ashamed of himself for attempting to separate Black Americans into “good” blacks and “bad” blacks, with the “good” blacks being those of us who would vote for republican politicians.

4 moderatelyradicalliberal  Wed, Jun 19, 2013 8:28:58pm

Ew.

5 Tigger2005  Wed, Jun 19, 2013 8:59:30pm

Well, Cheers reruns are ruined for me now.

6 Bulworth  Thu, Jun 20, 2013 5:25:02am

Just shoot me

7 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jun 20, 2013 10:45:26am

I liked him better as the Abominable Snowman in Monsters Inc than as a political/genetics commentator. Sorry Johnny but just say no to Tea Party brand cocaine.

8 docproto48  Thu, Jun 20, 2013 1:52:12pm

And I thought he was just playing a jerk on Cheers, now I see he was playing himself

9 nines09  Thu, Jun 20, 2013 2:31:05pm

Maybe Ratzenberger could rent a helicopter for a nation wide tour. You know, your town on Tuesday, next stop flyover on Wednesday and so forth. Mr West can then announce flight plans and path and jerk off out the side door on his adoring fans. Those lucky enough to collect some splooge DNA can rush home and try to propagate it in a petri dish or their wives or girlfriends. Hold a lottery and have the 100 lucky winners assemble in a parking lot as Mr DNA has a massive “Money Shot” at 25 feet from a crane. Fucking jerkoffs.

10 Skip Intro  Thu, Jun 20, 2013 7:37:08pm

re: #9 nines09

Maybe Ratzenberger could rent a helicopter for a nation wide tour. You know, your town on Tuesday, next stop flyover on Wednesday and so forth. Mr West can then announce flight plans and path and jerk off out the side door on his adoring fans. Those lucky enough to collect some splooge DNA can rush home and try to propagate it in a petri dish or their wives or girlfriends. Hold a lottery and have the 100 lucky winners assemble in a parking lot as Mr DNA has a massive “Money Shot” at 25 feet from a crane. Fucking jerkoffs.

The thing is, West would think that was a great idea.


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